Monday, June 7, 2010

10 Dumbest Facebook Fanpages With Thousands Of Fans

Hi, My name is Ritu. I am a member of SMA (Social Media Anonymous) ;-)

I use Facebook quite a bit. One of the main reason being fanpages. Although I don’t update as much on Facebook, it happens to play a big part in what I do. Facebook has thousands and thousands of fanpages. From big brands to start-ups, almost everyone has a fanpage. Some are struggling to get it going and others gain thousands of members overnight. I was just going through the live feed earlier and came across a few pages that are just pointless. They are so pointless and dumb that it’s almost fun watching it grow and see people interact and communicate.

Anyways, below you will find 10 dumbest fanpages on facebook and they all have one thing in common – they all have thousands of fans. Some the creator has updated once and it simply took off through fan participation. Check it out. It’s dumb but it’s just fun to look at. And not to mention, it’s fascinating how some fanpages just take off without having to really do much, especially the ones below. Enjoy.

#1 I Close My Eyes For a Second and Then Wake Up and I’ve Slept For Two Hours
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-close-my-eyes-for-a-second-and-then-wake-up-and-ive-slept-for-two-hours/110030539956
133.000 Plus Fans

#2 I Hate When People Bring Up a Mistake You Made a Long Time Ago
http://www.facebook.com/pages/i-Hate-when-people-bring-up-a-mistake-you-made-a-long-time-ago/196156825917
500.000 Plus Fans

#3 Hey Coach, How About You Try Running That Much
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hey-coach-how-about-you-try-running-that-much/196205273749
191.000 Plus Fans

#4 I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer That The Other
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Hate-When-One-String-of-My-Hoodie-Becomes-Longer-Than-the-Other/196877417095
404.000 Plus Fans

#5 I Hate When Your Falling Asleep and You Think Your Falling So You Flinch
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-hate-when-your-falling-asleep-and-you-think-your-falling-so-you-flinch/192843859634
470.000 Plus Fans

#6 I Bet Males Can Reach 1 Million Before Females Do
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-bet-males-can-reach-1-million-before-females-do-/192830412204
122.000 Plus Fans

#7 I Bet Females Can Reach 1 Million Before Males Do
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-bet-females-can-reach-1-million-before-males-do-/221347732348
1.000.000 Plus Fans

#8 Where The Hell Did My Pencil Just Go
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Where-the-hell-did-my-pencil-just-go/183578682711
34.000 Plus Fans

#9 I Hate When You Can’t Tell If Someone Is a Boy or Girl
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-HATE-when-you-cant-tell-if-someone-is-a-boy-or-girl/192958621742
149.000 Plus Fans

#10 I Can’t Just Push The Crosswalk Button Once. I Need To Push It Like Six Times

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vancouver-Island/I-cant-just-push-the-crosswalk-button-once-I-need-to-push-it-like-6-times/189956817242
178.000 Plus Fans

Here’s another fresh dumb Facebook fan page for homeowners to whine

If I Had Home Repair Skills I Would Fix…
http://facebook.com/homerepair
Home repair on facebook

What do you think? There are way too many of these and if I started compiling them it would take me weeks, if not months. So go ahead and share some that you have come across.
http://ritubpant.com/10-dumbest-facebook-fanpages-with-thousands-of-fans/

Stupid Facebook Fan Pages #1

#1 JAIL THE SICK BASTARD WHO DID THIS TO A SNAIL!
Guy Polish Boryczko (creator)
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/502/56/n286889127984_9716.jpg
Name: JAIL THE SICK BASTARD WHO DID THIS TO A SNAIL!
Category: Business - Public Relations
Description: Stop this cruelty to snails, please invite your friends and i will complain to the local RSPCA. For to long have humans been abusing these endangered species. Please stop the abuse to these lettuce munchers as they mean no harm. They can also be kept as pets that can bring many happy memories year after year. Please take part!

Thankyou guys so much, this group started of as a bit of a laugh, and look at it! 41,546 fans? thats amazing.

FANCY A GAME?
Take a picture of the most fucked up snail you can find, and post it. we shall rate the top 10 most fucked snails !

TOP 30 STUPID/RETARDED COMMENTS!

1. Morgan Jones - is this serious???? there people dieing in wars and your worryed about one snail???? get a life and look at the bigger pictur
2. Tudor Îs Ùßer - is this serios? becuase snails arnt endangered..
3. Daniel Graveling ッ - you wanted to make a group about something but didnt know what to do so you made a group about people killing snails wtf no one cares about snails what are they good for i think there only good for killing and eating !
4. Amy-Beth Hunter - i dont get it is this generally a piss take or like do you bone snails :\
5. Kerrie Randall - i mean, yous want to jail someone who stepped on a frikken snail?
6. Jacob Westerman - I always say sorry if i step on one, i don't know why?
7. Leila Davis - I think u people all need to talk to someone
8. Crawford- Sama - I throw snails at toddlers, its funny to watch their guts explode in a 1 year-old's face, talk about adding to the wank bank ;)
9. Luke Patten - i admit, im not a huge fan of snails, coming into our country and shagging our women, but i would never go so far as to harm one! i think it's disgusting that racism towards snails has persisted for this long. we should copy america, and elect a snail as prime minister in hope that people come to tolerate snails in the UK
10. Katie Goldsmith - After it rains, when the snails of the world emerge, i run around with salt shakers, raining white grains of death down on those bastard snails and laugh as they rapidly fizz to death!!!! Invade my garden? I don't think so!
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